I’m not so sure this is a good idea afterall. It seems that the internet is driven by connectivity. If we all connect with each other in the cybersphere, what happens to our real lives. Are they enhanced? Or diminished? Do we embark on an enlightened path through life because our personal likes and dislikes, our shopping lists and our bank details are accessible twenty four hours a day, seven days a week? How many times do you need to check your personal organiser to see who else has looked at your profile. I don’t think we should bother. Let’s just stick little pads of paper on our foreheads with hand written notes. Think of the energy saving. And by the time people have come over to read it… they’re right there in front of you. Talk to them.

I can’t believe how fast the time is going at the moment. I flew to New York, then San Jose and onto Cannes last week on a Photoshoot for a big project. Took some really nice location shots with the lens cap still on and ended up smashing the camera on the floor. Now I’ve got nothing to show and my portfolio still isn’t updated. Ah well, maybe I could take more location shots from along Shipley canal. If it goes well, it could demonstrate my diversity. Shame about the cost of the flights, maybe if I bought enough KitKats I could win the big prize and that would pay for the tickets.     I feel sick. BLEURGH!

Is anyone reading this? No. Didn’t think so. I like typing these updates, and I’m keen to keep my public happy. The hoards of Tweeters and Facebookers are chanting. UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE. And they’re reaching fever pitch. Alright! I’ll give them more… but it’s not easy when I forgot my specs and everything is fizzy. Fuzzy.

Hey, I’m liking the WordPress theme. I’m adding elements in now, and getting the hang of this interface. SNAP! Oh, is that supposed to come off? No? Has anyone got any cellotape?

Buried in the mire of life, struggling to keep my head above water, the wolves from the door and put food on the table… and all you want to do is snigger at my portfolio.

Well if you give me a few days/weeks/months then I’ll update my ever-so-swanky new WordPress website template with some images and links and other exciting, enticing words of wisdom. I can’t figure out the interface inside here, but when I do… wait, what does this switch do… BBZZZZZZ Oh. Not that one then. Maybe I can see better if I use this torch. DAMIT! No batteries. Typical.

…Okay so it may take a little longer to post up my world conquering design site, but when I do – prepare to be in ore. Oar. Roar. Awe?

Signing out, NealW.